When you work in the White House you talk to the White House staff all day, so you're talking to the guy who handles the congressional liaison and the guy who's handling domestic politics and the guy who's handling the American economy and so forth.

Elliott Abrams

I'm really into horror art, so I feel, like, a side in that way.

Guillermo Diaz

I did a 'Last Comic Standing' audition in 2006, where you're just performing for three people in a comedy club, in a big comedy club, and I remember them cutting me off, asking about my name in the middle of one of my jokes. Yeah, it's just real when you're doing stand-up in that type of sterile, unnatural setting.

Hannibal Buress

There is no divine or human, that the saloon respects.

Billy Sunday

I see if I can make human look like reptiles.

Ralph Steadman

I keep on 5 to 10 pounds above my jeans weight, as the ultimate no-filler-needed refresher, and buy a size up on jeans.