We're in the hands of the state legislature and God, but at the moment, the state legislature has more to say than God.
Ed Koch
I like fish, and I also like bear's paws. If I cannot have the two together, I will let the fish go, and take the bear's paws. So, I like life, and I also like righteousness. If I cannot keep the two together, I will let life go, and choose righteousness.
Mencius
I am convinced we do not only love ourselves in others but hate ourselves in others too.
Georg C. Lichtenberg
Never fight an inanimate object.
P. J. O'Rourke
Hannibal Burress is my polar opposite in energy. I can be crazy, and he grounds the 'Eric Andre Show.'
Eric Andre
But I don't work out. I pay people to do that for me.
Robert Goulet