“There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?”

Woody Allen


“You don’t learn from a situation where you do something well. You enjoy it and you give yourself credit.”

Suzanne Farrell


“When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.”

Rodney Dangerfield


“The woman who follows the crowd will usually go no further than the crowd.”

Albert Einstein


“The essential principle of business – of occupation in the world – is this: figure out some way in which you get paid for playing.”

Alan Watts


“The history of horror movies goes back a long way… of people trying to convincingly be terrified when looking at a piece of tape on the side of the camera box. I have a whole new respect for it.”

Josh Hamilton