“My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.”

Phyllis Diller

“‘I try to bring the audience’s own drama – tears and laughter they know about – to them.'”

“The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination.”

Albert Einstein

“Accuracy of statement is one of the of truth; inaccuracy is a near kin to falsehood.”

Tryon Edwards