If you watch the 'Blue Comedy Tour,' don't expect that when you come see me by myself, 'cause it's a little rougher.

Ron White

Once you have kids, you think like a parent. You get a lot more protective.

Trey Parker

I remember thinking Democrats and liberals were the good guys. They cared about the little guy. They cared about poor people. They cared about minorities.

Dave Rubin

There is no city in America that has reduced crime as much as we have in the last three years. This is not the product of accident. This is the product of design.

Rudy Giuliani

Recently I've been doing risottos. Some of them have been amazing. Some of them, not all of them.

Gael Garcia Bernal

I am the sort of guy who does go to art shows.

David Thewlis