I'd love to play in a Red Sox game. It would be so awesome to actually walk out on the field and play, just for one inning. I'd also steal everything I could get my hands on in the clubhouse, which is why they won't let me do it.
The ideas I'm working with are ideas I'm committed to. I don't know how to soft-shoe them. I don't know how to make them more palpable. I just never knew how to be one of those girls. I wish I knew how to be that sometimes, but I don't know how to be that way.
Carrie Mae Weems
There was never a nation great until it came to the knowledge that it had nowhere in the world to go for help.
Charles Dudley Warner
Sometimes I take a while to get ready to go out. It's not excessive, but it takes me some time to find clean clothes that match.
Perpetual devotion to what a man calls his business is only to be sustained by perpetual neglect of many other things.
I'm more influenced by characters than standups. I love strong, comic women because it's so hard, and I have so much respect for anyone who can do it. I'm a big fan of Tina Fey and Amy Poehler and people like that.