I need one of those baby monitors from my subconscious to my consciousness so I can know what the hell I'm really thinking about.

Steven Wright

I don't think I can eat emu.

Harry Redknapp

We used to dial; now we speed dial. We used to read; now we speed read. We used to walk; now we speed walk. And of course, we used to date, and now we speed date. And even things that are by their very nature slow – we try and speed them up, too.

Carl Honore

The Internet has been seen in the West as the quintessential expression of the exchange of ideas and information, untrammeled by government interference and increasingly global in reach. But the Chinese government has shown that the Internet can be successfully filtered and controlled.

Martin Jacques

All my career, I've in great teams – Marseille was a great team, Arsenal was a great thing, but we never won a trophy. With Manchester City, first year, it happened, and it was just a big relief.

Samir Nasri

Foods high in bad fats, sugar and chemicals are directly linked to many negative emotions, whereas whole, natural foods in nutrients – foods such as fruits, vegetables, grains and legumes – to greater energy and positive emotions.

Marilu Henner