Be wary of strong drink. It can make you at tax collectors… and miss.

Robert A. Heinlein

Liberals watch MSNBC; conservatives watch Fox. They don't want to hear ten seconds of a liberal on Fox, and they don't want to hear ten seconds of a conservative on MSNBC.

Ann Coulter

One thing I always do is listen to my iPod. I listen to whatever is of new on the radio, I am always downloading stuff.

Petra Kvitova

A disease and its treatment can be a series of humiliations, a chisel for humility.

Laurel Lea

We're just dealing with the kind of warp and woof of television ratings.

Andrew Heyward

There was a time I desperately needed for the to know that I was no category guy. My whole goal in life was to that certain success where people will say, 'Hey, that guy can do anything. He's the Evel Knievel of music. He's jumping over 15 buses!'

R. Kelly