Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors… and miss.
Robert A. Heinlein
Liberals watch MSNBC; conservatives watch Fox. They don't want to hear ten seconds of a liberal on Fox, and they don't want to hear ten seconds of a conservative on MSNBC.
One thing I always do is listen to my iPod. I listen to whatever is kind of new on the radio, I am always downloading stuff.
A disease and its treatment can be a series of humiliations, a chisel for humility.
We're just dealing with the kind of warp and woof of television ratings.
There was a time I desperately needed for the world to know that I was no category guy. My whole goal in life was to reach that certain success where people will say, 'Hey, that guy can do anything. He's the Evel Knievel of music. He's jumping over 15 buses!'